Not an Idea, But a Great Statement

Mario Tennis is the best nintendo game ever created. Not the new ones, but old school. Just plain old tennis for the plain old nintendo 64. If you havn't played it, ur a loser. If you dont like it, you must have no penis. The game is just all around great. There are so many different techniques, and different characters have different strengths, and etc. Play the game, or go suck a dick.

Idea: Scooby Doo

Why the hell doesn't a character in scooby doo own a gun? I mean seriously. Augh theres a criminal chasing us...


....BANG.

Episode over. The crimal is caught and punished.


OR

Jeepers. It turns out, the peanut butter monster was none other then...


....BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

The whole "gang" is dead. Badguy wins. Keeps on making money. Noone goes to their funerals, because they all had gay butsex, and everyone hates them. THE END.

AIDS IDEA ADD ON

I have an add on to my AIDS idea. Everyone with AIDS could have sex with eachother like every day all the time for like a year, until they are pregnanat. Then they could kill themselves. that way none would have to die virgins, like pussys. If I had aids i'd do it. sex all year every day for a year. then kill myself, and while i'm at it, help the future generation. Sounds like a meaningful life.

I AM PISSED

I post whenever i want, so i dont care if this is like 5 min after my last post. today, i was at a dollar store. when i went in the candy isle, there was a sign that said, "3 candy bars for a dollar". i grabbed 3 big crunch bars, and a pack of little hugs, and set off to the register. when i got there, some bitch charged me 4 dollars. I complained, then she said it was only for the candy bars 6 inches away, not that acutally good ones. when i asked for a refund, she showed me a sign on the counter, which had been covered up. "No returns, no matter what."

What a bitch. I am never using a dollar store again.

Another thing. Why is it a dollar store, when they have tax? I remember having a dollar, walking in, and they wouldn't sell me anything. Wow, seven cents. It cost like 2 cents to make the god damn chocolate bar. Just give it to me. You bitch.

I Had A Great Idea

I just had a great idea today. It's really really simple, and i can't belive noones thought of it before.

As everyone knows, AIDS is spread when you have sex with someone, or your blood touches theirs, or stuff like that. I, amazingly have come up with a great way to defeat AIDS. Everyone says theres no cure, but you really dont need one. Heres is a simple 3 step plan.

1. Take everyone in New Zealand, and move them to Austrailia. They are like the same country anyway, so no one would care.

2. Take everyone with AIDS, and put them ON New Zealand.

3. Wait for all of them to die.

It is a simple solution, and while people would die, in the long run more people would live. We have to think about the future. That's the way to make the world a better place.